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01/30/2023

The Snow Must Go On

The Cranial Insertion offices are snowed in, but we have the heat from your burning questions keeping us warm, so join us in this week's snow-covered issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/30/2023)
The Snow Must Go On
By Carsten Haese
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08/08/2022

Facebook Mail Bag

Wait, useful things can be found on Facebook? Yes, Magic Judges!

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(08/08/2022)
Facebook Mail Bag
By Justin Hovdenes
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10/02/2017

The Fix Is In

Ixalan is released into the wild and thar' be dinosaurs!!!! and pirates! Avast ye landlubber be sure to read our article or ye shall be walking the plank or be eaten by those dinos! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Be sure to use the magic word!

By Callum Milne (5 Comments)
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(10/02/2017)
The Fix Is In
By Callum Milne
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07/04/2016

Red, White, and Blue

or, Happy Fourth of July

It's Independence Day in the United States of America! Light some fireworks, grab a burger and a cold beverage, and join us as we celebrate the United States' birthday in this star-spangled edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (5 Comments)
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(07/04/2016)
Red, White, and Blue
or, Happy Fourth of July
By Carsten Haese
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11/23/2015

Food Coloring

Time to give thanks here in the US for all of those things that we have this year and that includes some spectacular rules questions and answers for you! So cozy up to the fire and read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (7 Comments)
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(11/23/2015)
Food Coloring
By James Bennett
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02/23/2015

Under Plowed

or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team

Buried under both snow and piles of rules questions we begin to dig our way out. If only Wizards had created Silver-Inlaid Shovels instead. Join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(02/23/2015)
Under Plowed
or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team
By James Bennett
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03/17/2014

Time and Ides Wait for No Man

Ah, spring is in the air and it is that time of year again! Et tu, Brute? I guess he got tired of waiting for more rules questions. Well join us this week to quench your thirst for knowledge in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(03/17/2014)
Time and Ides Wait for No Man
By James Bennett
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03/25/2013

Not gold or silver

It's our anniversary here and we are partying it up like it is 1999! So join us with all the rules question fun in this celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (4 Comments)
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(03/25/2013)
Not gold or silver
By James Bennett
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04/30/2012

If Life Gives You Demons

or, Make Demonade

Since summertime is getting underway what better marriage than Cranial Insertion and Avacyn Restored? Find out what soulbonding adventures await, so grab a nice tall glass of iced demonade!? and read on with this weeks Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (3 Comments)
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(04/30/2012)
If Life Gives You Demons
or, Make Demonade
By Eli Shiffrin
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04/02/2012

The Day after April Fools' Day

or, Just Another Magic Monday

Lots and lots of questions on Legacy Weapon in this exciting edition of, what was that? Legacy the format you say... Lots and lots of Legacy, the format, questions and nary a Legacy Weapon in this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (4 Comments)
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(04/02/2012)
The Day after April Fools' Day
or, Just Another Magic Monday
By Carsten Haese
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03/26/2012

Copper Anniversary!

Copper and wool, oh my! We have prepared an exciting anniversary article full of special metallic and cloth rules questions! Okay they are just normal rules questions, in this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Brian Paskoff (1 Comment)
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(03/26/2012)
Copper Anniversary!
By Brian Paskoff
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11/21/2011

It's the end of Worlds as we know it

(And I feel fine)

Moving on to a new year of Magic, which has several start points to its years!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/21/2011)
It's the end of Worlds as we know it
(And I feel fine)
By Carsten Haese
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06/20/2011

Word of Commander

or, Commander? I Just Met 'Er

In researching this article, we googled for 'commander data,' but all we got was Star Trek stuff.

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(06/20/2011)
Word of Commander
or, Commander? I Just Met 'Er
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/10/2011

New Year's Resolution

or, Good, No One Countered It

Random factoid: 01-10-11 is binary for 1-2-3. Your day has been enriched with this knowledge.

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(01/10/2011)
New Year's Resolution
or, Good, No One Countered It
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/03/2011

Happy New Myr!

or, Here's to another year of reckless puns

There's a festive New Year ball drop on Mirrodin, too. Only the ball is the Mirari, and thousands are killed. Still lots of drinking though.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/03/2011)
Happy New Myr!
or, Here's to another year of reckless puns
By Carsten Haese
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(11/08/2010)
When All You Have Is a Hammer
or, Everything Looks Like a Mountain
By Eli Shiffrin
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(09/06/2010)
Severe Weather Warning
or, Hurricane of Puns Coming Soon
By Eli Shiffrin
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08/23/2010

Real-Life-Itis

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(08/23/2010)
Real-Life-Itis
By Brian Paskoff
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(08/09/2010)
I Visited Columbus
...and all I got was a bunch of Humility questions!
By Carsten Haese
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(07/12/2010)
Going to 11
or, Wait, Did You Really Not See That Joke Coming?
By Eli Shiffrin
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